Christian Clarity Review

There is a flock of sheep. (They are indeed sheep, though they like to hear that they are magnificent warrior somethings-other-than-sheep. Sheep have a certain reputation among carnivores, those carnivores have joked about it and word has gotten back to the sheep. They all speak the same lanugage. Remember when Bill went missing? And Alicia? Elizabeth? Jimmy? and all the others? Well, turns out –that wasn’t no accident.)

The sheep have hawk eyes for wolves. They see them all the time. Wolves tend to talk to sheep in a way the sheep like. So if a sheep turns up missing and a wolf is the cause, caught wool in mouth and stammering stupidly about aliens, by definition to the sheep, no one has really left at all. They might have gone on to greener pastures, as they say. You know those Aliens: they can do anything. Why, aliens can even make you think a wolf ate a sheep –that they do it all the time!

There are guard sheep who fancy themselves shepherds. They are on the look out for all signs of danger. They can’t do anything about the danger they see or don’t see, but they can parse out good wolves from bad wolves with a laser beam of accurancy and joke about those among them so stupid as not be able to discern the difference. Those guard sheep have various categories, (lots of detail) that give them the illusion of power. They have secrets, those that violate the sanctity of their secrets; so forth. They are the Definers of Danger. If the Commitee of Guard Sheep doesn’t say a certain something is a danger –it ain’t a danger.

When a thingamajig kills a sheep, a sheep isn’t missing. No harm done. (abortion, sexual deviants, wild beasts, disease as biological attack, false religions, secret societies, anti-Christ and Luicfer are all thingamajigs) When a thingamaBOB however kills a sheep, something has happened and the sheep should stay tuned for more details later. Wolves by definition cannot kill sheep in the rubric of the guard sheep so the wolf that acts as translator and commentator on the event isn’t involved. Wolves-r-us say the sheep. Solidarity of creatures against the common night and hunger. Wolves, whatever their shortcomings, or what they may or may not be are most definitly NOT thingamaBOBs.

Talking points against wolf bigots: Isn’t it the wolves that bring us wine and drink? Isn’t it the wolves that our our Moms and Pops have set over us as overlords? Would they indeed have done such a thing if those olden time definitions of wolves were accurate?! Of course not! Not only have wolves evolved from being carinvores, but the definitions of carnivores has changed. We know a lot more than we used to about the needs of carnivores and how they are simply a natural part of the environment that we sheep keep harming. What are if we are merely for sheep? God says to love our enemies. And doing so has turned them into not-our-enemies.

Millions of souls have gone missing. But it turns out, that was under the watch of the wolves, who had been hired to be the guard sheep while the guard sheep went on holiday. The wolves appeal to the basic uselessness of the guard sheep anyway, talk of how numbers are inherently unreliable, disparage their own job, demand to get paid anyway and take a few snacks in front of everybody.

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“Last night Lille was dragged off.” says Lullabelle sheep under her breath. Her mother reprimands her. “No one was dragged off. We don’t have any enemies. Thingmabobs live in a different climate. She left of her own free will because she saw a different point of view on things. And even if a thingamabob got her she got what she deserved for not listening to me. She had to go see for herself. Wolves killing sheep! Whoever heard of such a thing! Didn’t the President say wolves have a peaceful religion and that our values don’t include being wolf bigots? I suppose you want everyone to say your own point of view! Then where would we be! How poor we would be for ideas and things to discover. (under her breath) She probably married a wolf and they’ve run off because they knew about your narrow mind. They are so strong, big and handsome, aren’t they?”

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Lullabelle looks at the moon. “Momma, do you ever think of a shepherd?”

“Hush, child!” she is reprimanded. “Don’t ever say that word. We’re only free as long as your daddy keeps a look out for the shepherd to warn us. We found our own pasture and we’re doing just fine. Beside, the shepherd is a wolf bigot. He kills wolves for God’s sake –and even the sheep that accept them as equals! He doesn’t share our values.”

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Ezekeil34:22-24 –I will save my flock, that they may no more be a prey; and I will judge between sheep and sheep. And I will set up one shepherd over them, and he shall feed them, even my servant David: he shall feed them, and he shall be their shepherd. And I Jehovah will be their God, and my servant David a prince in their midst: I Jehovah have spoken it .

In the Name of Jesus Christ, Amen