Not your garden variety holy water: Worth 28 Grand?
excerpted from:Retribution for pope water theft - CNN.com
BERLIN, Germany (Reuters) — A German journalist has been fined 100 euros ($131) after he filmed three artists stealing water from Pope Benedict’s garden hose in Bavaria to sell on Internet auction site eBay.
The three men, clad in overalls and wearing masks, broke into the garden of the pope’s house in Pentling, a suburb of Regensburg, in August armed with as many as 20 old lemonade bottles, the journalist’s lawyer, Jan Bockemuehl, told Reuters.
The next mission impossible sequel, you ask? Tom Cruise does more motorcycle stunts, flies over the garden wall, grabs the bottle of holy water in slow motion, winks for the camera and then …we’re BACK as the music swells, regular motion takes over once more as we careen down the street dodging Puritans who are trying to stop him. But does he make it to the chopper in time to give that water to the dying little girl who “needs it” as sign from Mary to “have hope” and a “quality” of life?” that those Puritans have successfully stolen by a mere mental, will-neutral widget?
We can only wait and see.
In the meantime, all you holy relic/holy water worshippers? IF say, e.coli was in the old lemonade bottles, WOULD the holy water have killed it off –and in doing so lost some of its efficacy for whatever else holy water is supposed to “do”. Or does it make the e. coli holy?
How much would one enslaved to anti-Christ give for just a sip of old lemonade rinse water from the “pope’s” garden. Their life savings? Perhaps about the same for a slice of ten year old cheese toast that “accidentily” and ergo “miraculously” melted in the shape of da “Virgin Mary”? Twenty Eight grand. That’s 28 Capital S samolians. 28 large. 28 thousand “reasons” for a free willer to prove their slavery is really “all in fun” and yet century after century passes from parent to child as the fundamentals of the doings of true religion.
And if one were to drink the said popish garden/city water and if it were indeed holy and because they are deceived sinners, would it cleanse them, undeceive them and make them right in God’s eye’s as if the blood of Jesus Christ were insufficent and incomplete?
Here’s a joke for you: A guy says he is God’s representative on earth. He knows he really isn’t but it seems to him that a lot of other’s lie “too” and get away with it. All he wants is a few bucks and a free place to live. He gets it –it “works”. Nobody got hurt. In his mind, his lies are a “victimless crime.”
Then one day one person kills another over a spot of his spit he left on the sidewalk. It’s value is supposedly priceless as their best honesty as a “miracle working” substance because other people who just wanted a few bucks and a free place to live voted him “God’s Vicar on earth” , a “Saint” to whom prayers ought to be given and because when Jesus Christ was here in flesh, He had anointed a man’s eyes with mud made from the earth and His own spit and healed the man of blindness. They kill each the other to get to the “blessing” for their blind family member. They ain’t kiddin’. The serious and deadly look on their faces –as they fight over spit!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha..
Here’s another joke: a guy “not willing” to fight over the glob of spit or steal it says he’ll buy it in order to heal his grandmother. So he gets hired by a PMC and pulls double duty as a patriot who defends The Faithful. The PMC says it doesn’t want any Jesus Freaks. So he counts on “the Virgin” under his breath to take care of him so he can get back with the cash to buy his grandmother “the blessing.” He’s glad he doesn’t have to work with any Puritans; they are stupid because they are holy relic bigots and just don’t understand. He is going to fight Islam. Their lack of his faith denigrates grandmother and might keep her from being healed. He is not kidding or joking. The look on his face…
Ha ha ha ha ha ha…
Haggai 2:11-15 Thus saith Jehovah of hosts: Ask now the priests concerning the law, saying, If one bear holy flesh in the skirt of his garment, and with his skirt do touch bread, or pottage, or wine, or oil, or any food–shall it become holy? And the priests answered and said, No. And Haggai said, If one that is unclean by a dead body touch any of these, is it become unclean? And the priests answered and said, It shall be unclean. Then answered Haggai and said, So is this people, and so is this nation before me, saith Jehovah, and so is every work of their hands; and that which they offer there is unclean. And now, I pray you, consider from this day and onward,
Matthew 18:7 Woe to the world because of offences! For it must needs be that offences come; yet woe to that man by whom the offence comes!
In the Name of Jesus Christ, Amen
Am I now come up without Jehovah against this place to destroy it? Jehovah said to me, Go up against this land and destroy it. 2 Kings 18:25
Anti-Christ tried the lie that God had sent him to conqueor Jerusalem through the Assyrians. But God says to the worshipers of demons who hate Jesus Christ and Israel: "But I know thine abode, and thy going out, and thy coming in, And thy raging against me." 2 Kings 19:27